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the crown prince who pleased the gods ♔ ([personal profile] yueshen) wrote2021-08-26 10:05 pm
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w0, friday

[personal profile] stinky 2021-10-01 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[anyway, as he stomps off to go look for The Youths -]

What the fuck, why are you following me, don't you have other shit to do?!
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[personal profile] stinky 2021-10-01 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm going to go check on those fucking brats like that vampire asshole told me to!

[qi rong's hammerhead worm is wrapped around his neck.]
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[personal profile] stinky 2021-10-01 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
What, for safety? Tch, I'm not afraid of any fucking spectres. They can come at me. I'm the Night-Touring Green Lantern, one of the four Ghost Kings! [sir] I'll rip them to shreds and eat up every last piece of them!
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[personal profile] stinky 2021-10-01 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
In my room. The same fucking place I've slept every night for the last week.
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[personal profile] stinky 2021-10-01 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I was alone when I went to sleep. What the fuck. [he chomps on some of his jerky.] Since when do I have to report my sleeping habits to you? Tch, your pure virgin mind couldn't handle hearing about what I get up to in bed.
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[personal profile] stinky 2021-10-01 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
THAT SHITTY PROFILE IS A LIE!

[just. immediately.

(it is not.)]


How the fuck should I know, I have better things to do with my time than think about what time it is constantly. It was before the alarms all those idiots were talking about earlier. I was in there alone.
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[personal profile] stinky 2021-10-01 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Why the fuck do you only pay attention to me when you're acting like this? What the fuck is this, an interrogation? I have brats to go check on. Fuck off.

[attempts to stomp away]
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[personal profile] stinky 2021-10-01 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[GODS ABOVE.

qi rong sucks in a breath and stumbles back a few feet from the qilin, and then whirls around on xie lian.]


What the FUCK! Siccing your beast on me?! You don't have anything to concern yourself with, cousin crown prince. Your honor doesn't matter enough to me to punish people for it anymore.
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[personal profile] stinky 2021-10-01 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahahahahahaha! Oh, that's rich! We've found two corpses already, but then someone goes missing, and you assume it had something to do with me? Admit it! You don't think I actually did anything, you're just looking for the first chance to be rid of me!

[he's just cackling with laughter.]

How lucky I am, to have a cousin as magnanimous as you!
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[personal profile] stinky 2021-10-01 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[he barks out another laugh, his expression contorting into something ugly. well, uglier than usual.]

Oh, enough with that shit, which is it?! You expect I'm lying about being "terrifyingly powerful"? Then why are you asking me about all of this now, if you think that's a lie? Hmm? Because eight hundred years ago, I punished someone for the insolence of staining your honor? That was then, this is now! I wouldn't fucking do that to someone again for your sake!

I did answer your questions, you stupid dogfucker. There was no one in my room when I went to sleep. Now, if you'll call your beast off and get the fuck out of my way, I've got some actual kids to check on. Or would you rather waste your time lecturing me when we don't even know what's become of them? Ah, but that's okay, isn't it? The only one here to see you acting ugly is me.
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[personal profile] stinky 2021-10-01 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[as he stomps along, mimicking xie lian in a whiny voice:]

MoVe, I'lL bE cOmInG wItH yOu.
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[personal profile] stinky 2021-10-02 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
[qi rong jumps and lets out a pitched shriek not unlike the type xie lian will, right hundred years from now, come to associate with when he encounters hua cheng]

What the FUCK! Control your beast, you black-hearted white lotus, are you trying to fucking kill me?!
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[personal profile] stinky 2021-10-02 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
Then get that fucking animal under control!

[xiao jing picks that moment to sneeze, turn into a cane toad, fall off of qi rong, and hop around impotently.]

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