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[yueshen]

i WILL be first

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w0, sunday 1

[stinky]

[it's very early sunday morning, by which i mean probably like 4 or 5 am, and qi rong is ... soaking wet! he's still wearing his sexy nun outfit. it's seen better days.

anyway, all this to say, he's probably been outdoors all night because he couldn't get the first couple of hotel room doors open that he tried and he promptly gave up and fucked off to try and find someone else's house, but none of them were fancy enough for his tastes, so he just ended up wandering around in the rain for hours.

he's now trudging into the hotel and just trying the doors again. shaking the doorknobs roughly, pounding on them, yelling... rip to anyone trying to get a good night's sleep.]

Hey! Open the fuck up! There's more than enough rooms for everyone here!!

[yes, he is yelling outside of xie lian's room now. no, he doesn't know it's his.]

[yueshen]

[ well

seeing as how xie lian's roommate is the weirdest sleeper on god's green earth, xie lian himself has just been sitting in his room and meditating, back to the door, calm and relaxed with a blanket on his lap. it's going well, right up until he hears a grating, familiar voice, and a ton of noise.

he could be right behind this door or he could be down the hallway. the minute xie lian hears it, he opens an eye and then pushes himself up, opening his own door and sticking his head out.

in a heated whisper - ] Qi Rong! There are people trying to sleep, what are you doing?

[stinky]

And I'm trying to sleep too, but these fucking doors won't fucking open!

[he is not lowering his voice



he is also debating whether or not getting into a room to rest is worth getting into xie lian's room. in the end, he decides it is, and takes a step towards the door.]

[yueshen]

[ honest to god there is a moment where he thinks about his roommate who is currently sleeping doing the splits

and deeply considers letting qi rong just have it

however he is not rude so he will not do that, putting his body in front of the door. ]

The doors won't open unless you find the one that matches your coin. Have you lost it?

[stinky]

What the fuck do you take me for, of course I haven't lost it, I just haven't found a door that'll open the fuck up.

[


probably because his room is on the third floor and this is the second.]

[yueshen]

Have you tried to walk on all of the floors?

[ patient. he is very patient. ]

[stinky]

What the fuck do you take me for?

[


no, he has not.]

[yueshen]

[


exhausting. ]

You haven't, have you?

[stinky]

[he very rudely starts wringing out his hair, getting watter all over the ground in front of xie lian's door.]

I don't remember fucking saying that, get your ears checked.

week 0, monday backdated for profiles

[yueshen]

[ qi rong is EIGHT HUNDRED years old

well, it kind of checks out? xie lian is here at the board with the scrolls on it, just reading over each profile. his own is near the bottom, and still says disciplining qi rong which is very funny.

he does notice qi rong's presence (like how do you not) but otherwise just leaves him be, at least... for now... ]

[stinky]

[he's so fucking old, xie lian


which! in retrospect! does not bode well for the good news he got the other day. xie lian may very well have to continue dealing with the white-clothed calamity! it could be a recent development! haha! fuck you!

anyway, qi rong is reading the profiles and snickering to himself - but then he lets out an indignant squawk when he sees disciplining qi rong on xie lian's.]

What the fuck is this!

[yueshen]

[ he was just very patiently ignoring qi rong and his mean pettiness, because like, of course he was, but the loud, indignant squawk does finally get him to glance over, brows furrowed.

...? what is he yelling about. ]

[stinky]

WHY DOES IT SAY YOU DISCIPLINE ME?!

[he's just


whining.]

[yueshen]

Please stop shouting.

[


this is why ] I didn't have any control over what was written. Are you really eight centuries old...?

[stinky]

Hahahaha, what the fuck do you think? Do you think they'd have written that on there if it was a lie?

[yueshen]

[

smiles ]

Then, I suppose in that case, I do discipline you.

[stinky]

FUCK OFF! Who's older here, now? Me! You don't have the right to fucking discipline me anymore! Hahaha, if anything, you're my little cousin now! So you have to listen to what I say!

w0, friday

[stinky]

[anyway, as he stomps off to go look for The Youths -]

What the fuck, why are you following me, don't you have other shit to do?!

[yueshen]

Because someone has turned up dead, and you're insisting on running off on your own, in the middle of all of this.

[ xie lian has a bad, bad feeling. his danger senses are making the hairs on the back of his neck stand up - san lang, once a ferret wrapped around his neck, now hops down to the ground and transforms in a shift of golden dust into his qilin form, bristly as xie lian strides briskly after qi rong, not letting go in a second. ]

[stinky]

I'm going to go check on those fucking brats like that vampire asshole told me to!

[qi rong's hammerhead worm is wrapped around his neck.]

[yueshen]

In pairs. Why is that so difficult for you to grasp, that you should not be running off alone?

[ he sounds a little more exasperated than usual, irritated as he catches up with him, the qilin right at his side. ]

[stinky]

What, for safety? Tch, I'm not afraid of any fucking spectres. They can come at me. I'm the Night-Touring Green Lantern, one of the four Ghost Kings! [sir] I'll rip them to shreds and eat up every last piece of them!

[yueshen]

[


there's. a moment here, where xie lian stops walking. only for a second - his qilin, too.

... ]

Qi Rong. Where did you say you slept, last night?

[stinky]

In my room. The same fucking place I've slept every night for the last week.

[yueshen]

Was it just you?