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the crown prince who pleased the gods ♔ ([personal profile] yueshen) wrote2021-08-26 10:05 pm
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[personal profile] stinky 2021-10-01 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[as he stomps along, mimicking xie lian in a whiny voice:]

MoVe, I'lL bE cOmInG wItH yOu.
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[personal profile] stinky 2021-10-02 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
[qi rong jumps and lets out a pitched shriek not unlike the type xie lian will, right hundred years from now, come to associate with when he encounters hua cheng]

What the FUCK! Control your beast, you black-hearted white lotus, are you trying to fucking kill me?!
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[personal profile] stinky 2021-10-02 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
Then get that fucking animal under control!

[xiao jing picks that moment to sneeze, turn into a cane toad, fall off of qi rong, and hop around impotently.]
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[personal profile] stinky 2021-10-02 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
YOUR DAEMON IS TRYING TO COMMIT DAEMON MURDER!

[he snatches the toad up and tries to run away]
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[personal profile] stinky 2021-10-02 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
YES HE FUCKING IS!!

[speeding along! like three steps ahead!!



they find some kids and one of them calls xie lian a dogfucker, which fills qi rong with pride]