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the crown prince who pleased the gods ♔ ([personal profile] yueshen) wrote2021-08-26 10:05 pm
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[personal profile] stinky 2021-10-01 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahahahahahaha! Oh, that's rich! We've found two corpses already, but then someone goes missing, and you assume it had something to do with me? Admit it! You don't think I actually did anything, you're just looking for the first chance to be rid of me!

[he's just cackling with laughter.]

How lucky I am, to have a cousin as magnanimous as you!
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[personal profile] stinky 2021-10-01 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[he barks out another laugh, his expression contorting into something ugly. well, uglier than usual.]

Oh, enough with that shit, which is it?! You expect I'm lying about being "terrifyingly powerful"? Then why are you asking me about all of this now, if you think that's a lie? Hmm? Because eight hundred years ago, I punished someone for the insolence of staining your honor? That was then, this is now! I wouldn't fucking do that to someone again for your sake!

I did answer your questions, you stupid dogfucker. There was no one in my room when I went to sleep. Now, if you'll call your beast off and get the fuck out of my way, I've got some actual kids to check on. Or would you rather waste your time lecturing me when we don't even know what's become of them? Ah, but that's okay, isn't it? The only one here to see you acting ugly is me.
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[personal profile] stinky 2021-10-01 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[as he stomps along, mimicking xie lian in a whiny voice:]

MoVe, I'lL bE cOmInG wItH yOu.
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[personal profile] stinky 2021-10-02 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
[qi rong jumps and lets out a pitched shriek not unlike the type xie lian will, right hundred years from now, come to associate with when he encounters hua cheng]

What the FUCK! Control your beast, you black-hearted white lotus, are you trying to fucking kill me?!
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[personal profile] stinky 2021-10-02 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
Then get that fucking animal under control!

[xiao jing picks that moment to sneeze, turn into a cane toad, fall off of qi rong, and hop around impotently.]
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[personal profile] stinky 2021-10-02 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
YOUR DAEMON IS TRYING TO COMMIT DAEMON MURDER!

[he snatches the toad up and tries to run away]
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[personal profile] stinky 2021-10-02 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
YES HE FUCKING IS!!

[speeding along! like three steps ahead!!



they find some kids and one of them calls xie lian a dogfucker, which fills qi rong with pride]