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[yueshen]

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[malewife]

[ for... dick...? is that what this is? ]

He is going to blame me if you ignore him to maneuver through your feelings, so don't consider it.

[yueshen]

[ his entire brain just turned off. like 404 error, blue screen of death. please hold he is rebooting

it looks like he's going to turn around and wander off for a second and then manages to snap himself out of it. ]

I wouldn't - [ squeaky ] I'm not! I - I. It's - different than that! I can't - there's no way I can explain it to you!!

[malewife]

[ Poor Xie Lian… What a fool. A stupid celibate bimbo. He watches. ]

Do you feel such a way with anyone else?

[yueshen]

[ yea ]

How?! In love - I don't even know what - no! I don't think so!? This is different!

[malewife]

... So what you feel for him is different from what you've ever felt for anyone else?


[ ??? ]

[yueshen]

Well, yes, but - it's different! I can't tell you why, it just is, Mr. Joonghyuk ah! Please, for his sake, just believe me!

[ please his WATCHER they might get dusted!!!!!!!!!! ]

[malewife]

[ ??? ]

For his sake? How would this get him in trouble?

[yueshen]

[ xie lian didn't know whether to laugh or cry ]

The Watchers - they are unable to reveal many details of their lives to us, or else they can get in trouble! I have been able to put together context clues without Baraqiel-gege telling me things so directly.... but I have been very careful not to ask too many questions!

[malewife]

… I don’t quite understand how this is relevant in you being in love with him and your lack of insight in this matter.

[ ya trying to distract him, slut? ]

[yueshen]

[ he is the least slutty person in the world

xie lian looks like he's struggling with what he wants to say, for a moment, trying to come up with the right words. ]

It is - [ okay. deep breath. he winces a little. ] It is... as if, um. There was a restaurant that made the best mantou in the world - a very, erm. Divine! Divine food. And a certain...child... frequented it all the time when he was very, very young, and continued to support the restaurant long after... its owners went out of business?



[ he

tries a smile? ]

[malewife]

That is love. You are in love with him, like that child is in love with the mantou.

[ HE IS SICK OF THIS ]

Baraqiel is the mantou.

[yueshen]

[ SJLRK;LAWKS HNOOOOOO ]

Mr. Joonghyuk ah!!! That's not at all, I am! I was the - it has to do with the --! [ POINTS UP AT THE SKY? DESPERATELY?!?! HELP ]

[malewife]

[ Looks up to the sky? Like? God will speak to them?

What does this mean? ]

… You two are soulmates?

[ now he’s just bullying. ]

[yueshen]

[ he opens his mouth like he's going to protest












and then just suddenly looks like he's having some sort of realization




what if that is it ]

[yueshen]

[ WAIT NO ]

Not - not romantically! I can't!


[ AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH ]

[malewife]

Soulmates are not always romantic in nature. Why are you assuming?

[ someone save Xie Lian from this bully ]

[yueshen]

[ he just puts his face in his hands and says, scandalized - ]

Mr. Joonghyuk ah.

[ STOP BULLYING HIM ]

[malewife]

[ Mmm. Fine. He will move on. ]

We can see about next week—the sparring. Or even training.

[yueshen]

[ peeks at him between his fingers

muffled: ] I would like that, if you would be so kind. [ more talk about swords less talk about love please ]